unfortunate circumstance...

i'm just gonna come right out & say it!

last night while i was *cough* doing my bid-ness *cough* *cough*
i got a visit from the biggest, yuckiest, hairiest, spider that has ever been seen by {my} human eyes{in real life outside of a zoo}!! let's just say it was not a happy situation for me or the spider {he did not live & i had to kill him-yuck!}

i felt so helpless & vulnerable!

{not real spider but accurate size! *shivers*}

it was not a fun situation to be in. luckily, i stay calm in scary bug situations. but...i did run through many spider killing scenarios-which all ended badly for me-a.k.a spider running up my leg while i pee, spider jumping on me & spinning a web to trap me, or spider crawling anywhere near the toilet{that i was seated on}!
so i just calmly finished my bid-ness, with a watchful eye on the spider mind you, and went straight for a shoe & hairspray.
he put up quite the fight, but it was all over for him in less then 60 seconds.
poor spider messed with the wrong girl!

do you think his spider buddies will avenge his death?
i do.
i feel like they're watching my every move waiting for the perfect time to attack.
but....little do they know i'm on high alert with my hairspray in hand!
muahahahaha muahahahaha
they'll never stand a chance against me...

p.s.
i flushed him down the toilet. now i'm scared he will crawl up from the dead...

it could happen, you know snakes & stuff have crawled up peoples facilities before, right?

let's just say... i'm keeping a watchful eye on our toilet...