you know that moment when you see a picture of a hairstyle you want &
you can't help but think about how awesome it looked & the more you think about it, your style at the moment is not that far off?
I DO
you know that moment you must decide whether or not you should take the chance & "cut it" yourself {after all, it can't be that hard,right?} or just suck it up and pay for a professional to make your dream a reality?
I DO
you know that moment after you "go for it" and cut your hair & your standing there in your bathroom, scissors in hand, & have no idea what just happened?
I DO
you know that moment your so mad at yourself for not waiting to go to a stylist but you can't stop laughing & can only blame yourself?
I DO
you know that moment you promise yourself "never again will i cut my own hair, never!"?
I DO
you know that moment when you realize you've made that promise before & it was just broken a few seconds ago?
I DO
you know that moment when you have to explain to your people what happened to your hair & you can't help but hide your tears with laughter?
I DO
you know that moment when you really look at your hair to see how much damage you, in fact, did & notice you gave yourself a form of sideburns-wait...what?
I DO
you can't help but think about how awesome it looked & the more you think about it, your style at the moment is not that far off?
I DO
you know that moment you must decide whether or not you should take the chance & "cut it" yourself {after all, it can't be that hard,right?} or just suck it up and pay for a professional to make your dream a reality?
I DO
you know that moment after you "go for it" and cut your hair & your standing there in your bathroom, scissors in hand, & have no idea what just happened?
I DO
you know that moment your so mad at yourself for not waiting to go to a stylist but you can't stop laughing & can only blame yourself?
I DO
you know that moment you promise yourself "never again will i cut my own hair, never!"?
I DO
you know that moment when you realize you've made that promise before & it was just broken a few seconds ago?
I DO
you know that moment when you have to explain to your people what happened to your hair & you can't help but hide your tears with laughter?
I DO
you know that moment when you really look at your hair to see how much damage you, in fact, did & notice you gave yourself a form of sideburns-wait...what?
I DO
you know that moment you reassure yourself it will grow back & it really is not that bad?
I DO
you know that moment you realize you are lying to yourself & it is actually worse then bad?
I DO
oooooh boy, do i know all to well!
I DO
you know that moment you realize you are lying to yourself & it is actually worse then bad?
I DO
oooooh boy, do i know all to well!
yes...yes it's true.
i have woman sideburn bangs.
{how is that possible?}
i have woman sideburn bangs.
{how is that possible?}
it. is. soooooo. bad.
i can't bring myself to document it with a photo.
i'm sorry but i cant.
i'm sorry but i cant.
but....maybe i should so you will see how important it is for you keep that promise to yourself & never ever, even it seems simple enough, cut your own hair!
or...maybe i should so i will be embarrassed into keeping my promise next time.
or...maybe i should so i will be embarrassed into keeping my promise next time.
next time?
look at me talking about a next time!
oh man...there's going to be a next time, isn't there?
look at me talking about a next time!
oh man...there's going to be a next time, isn't there?
hopefully, this horrendous photo of my woman side burn bangs will help me {& you} to always remember...
...never cut your own hair. i cant say it enough.
what's done is done & i did it with my own hands.
i just wish you would've been here to talk me out my madness...i mean what did i do?
you saw em.
'nough said.
'nough said.
p.s. this is how they were supposed to look:
yeah, i know.
you can stop laughing now.
you can stop laughing now.
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